from topfive.com...

I think some of these are pretty funny


The Top 15 New Names for Roller Derby Chicks
(Part I)


 15. Helen Killer

 14. Ellen Degenerate

 13. Emily Kickinson

 12. Mad Donna

 11. Kim Karsmashian

 10. Margaret Smasher

  9. Debbie, the Mild Mannered Office Receptionist -- OF DOOM!

  8. Kristi Hammercoochi

  7. Carmen Electracution

  6. Teara Lipoffski fatr

  5. The Rack

  4. Bitch Cassidy

  3. Tranny Montanny

  2. Amy Roundhouse

     and the Number 1 New Name for a Roller Derby Chick...

  1. Jane Austen Powers



The Top 15 New Names for Roller Derby Chicks
(Part II)


 15. Tyra Bangs

 14. Pushy Galore

 13. Carvin' Miranda

 12. Muhammed Allie

 11. Gloria Steininhand

 10. Annie Social

  9. Emily Post-Partum

  8. Hillary Godamn Klingon

  7. Natasha Hemorrhage

  6. Estee Slaughter

  5. Aunt Bea-yotch

  4. Leonora Decapitate-o

  3. Eve Iscerate

  2. Cameron Diazzkicker

     and the Number 1 New Name for a Roller Derby Chick...

  1. Officer Sugartits